Replies to '04/11 Anna Nicole Smith: Family Controversy'

I would like to just go on record to the following:

  I do hereby admit to being the father of Anna Nichol Smith's little baby girl.

•   In guardianship of her millions, i will not only give my little girl the style of life she deserves, seeing to it that she has the best  upbringing, exposure to the world's wonders, and access to superb education,  she also will be loved every moment; she in turn through the self-same trust fund may not be able to cure my MS and Rheumatoid Arthritis and Ostio-arthritic Spinal Spondiliothesis, but she sure as hell will elevate me from my meager pension to give me a more dignified disabled life and access to many more treatments to ease my pain and suffering than i could ever begin to afford.  And my disability is such that i can be mobile and active readily in her life.
•   Life here in Canada is infinitely superior to most anywhere else in the world: safer; better educational access; universal health care; many wonders; all the natural resources the world is going to need as this century unfolds [water, fuel, timber, wheat,  are just a few of the natural resources in abundance here; fewer illegal arms; fewer legal weapons; almost one national holiday a month; four great distinct seasons; the most laid-back people in the universe  
•   I would make the most loving parent completely separate from all the controversy surrounding her now, and i can be available to her 24/7.  I will love her to my last breath, which despite my health concerns should be well into her young adult years or more. 
•   I love playing parlor games  and i am a cheerful lovable if lonely old fart as pictured here at a Christmas gathering  playing pictionary. My artistic skills demonstrated here alone should qualify me.  I am a much better soul than all the other 'players' in the disgusting media hype surrounding this poor girls life.  I would see to it that she melted into obscurity and normalcy very quickly becoming just whatever she grows into becoming.
• I don't smoke, nor drink, nor do illegal substances, nor do i have potty mouth, nor any deviate behavior, yet i can be very understanding and tolerant.

Yes.  I think you should all recognize my formal admission here to being 'the' father. 

  SoSaysSqueakyChair

[ p.s.   And despite how creepy this might seem at first, it really is a tongue-in-cheek attempt at humor that was only a half bad idea clicking 'POST' instead of 'CANCEL'. 

I would like to just go on record to the following:

  I do hereby admit to being the father of Anna Nichol Smith's little baby girl.

•   In guardianship of her millions, i will not only give my little girl the style of life she deserves, seeing to it that she has the best  upbringing, exposure to the world's wonders, and access to superb education,  she also will be loved every moment; she in turn through the self-same trust fund may not be able to cure my MS and Rheumatoid Arthritis and Ostio-arthritic Spinal Spondiliothesis, but she sure as hell will elevate me from my meager pension to give me a more dignified disabled life and access to many more treatments to ease my pain and suffering than i could ever begin to afford.  And my disability is such that i can be mobile and active readily in her life.
•   Life here in Canada is infinitely superior to most anywhere else in the world: safer; better educational access; universal health care; many wonders; all the natural resources the world is going to need as this century unfolds [water, fuel, timber, wheat,  are just a few of the natural resources in abundance here; fewer illegal arms; fewer legal weapons; almost one national holiday a month; four great distinct seasons; the most laid-back people in the universe  
•   I would make the most loving parent completely separate from all the controversy surrounding her now, and i can be available to her 24/7.  I will love her to my last breath, which despite my health concerns should be well into her young adult years or more. 
•   I love playing parlor games  and i am a cheerful lovable if lonely old fart as pictured here at a Christmas gathering  playing pictionary. My artistic skills demonstrated here alone should qualify me.  I am a much better soul than all the other 'players' in the disgusting media hype surrounding this poor girls life.  I would see to it that she melted into obscurity and normalcy very quickly becoming just whatever she grows into becoming.
• I don't smoke, nor drink, nor do illegal substances, nor do i have potty mouth, nor any deviate behavior, yet i can be very understanding and tolerant.

Yes.  I think you should all recognize my formal admission here to being 'the' father. 

  SoSaysSqueakyChair

[ p.s.   And despite how creepy this might seem at first, it really is a tongue-in-cheek attempt at humor that was only a half bad idea clicking 'POST' instead of 'CANCEL'.