Topic : 08/13 Babysitter Gone Bad

According to Kim-

1.Don't believe child when allegations of repeated molestation are made (child is either lying,will get over it or forget about it)... Be sure not to get a professional's opinion

2. Ignore that same child is 'abusing' Nyquil, then starts smoking pot (this is a common phase)

3.When your child starts cocaine join her in the experience (this is a bonding moment that all parents/ children should have as they grow out of their teen years)

4.Somewhere during all this time support the idea of your child being responsible for the care and well-being of other children (the emotional trauma and substance abuse will make her a better caretaker)

5.Be sure to introduce men (preferably ***holes) in out and of her life, if possible make the 4th husband someone that she previously knew (this will help ensure that she trusts no one and women are not to be respected)

6.When child reveals that she has a date with a friend to do heroin- tell her "please don't-I have only heard bad things about heroin" (maybe offer 'better' drugs of choice)

7.When 1st experience with heroin is negative-sit back and relax-all is well

8.When 2 days later the next experience causes her to fall in love with heroin just remember that children don't listen-there is still no need for professional help

9.Be sure that you teach what drinks are appropriate for the time of day

10.Once your child is stealing,stripping and acquiring an arrest record make sure she has found love with someone who can introduce her to a 'bigger world of drugs' (this means you did your job as a parent-be sure to refer to #5)

11.Once your child is going on Dr Phil show throw an 'Oyster Shooter' party-while you can acknowledge now that child's life is in danger be sure to pour some drinks for her on top of all the drugs she has done that week (but be responsible-after pouring the drinks hide the bottle and tell her to get her own bottle)

12.Let everyone know you now believe the repeated molestation occurred (so what if it is 10 yrs later)

13.And finally,be sure to ackowledge that entire family has had problems with addiction but be sure you deny that you could possibly have a problem (even though child has said she grew up with a 'drunk mom')